Top Trump campaign adviser close to plea deal with Mueller

Gates’ cooperation could be another building block for Mueller in a possible case against President Donald Trump or key members of his team.

Once a plea deal is in place, Gates would become the third known cooperator in Mueller’s sprawling probe into Russian interference in the 2016 presidential election. It would also increase the pressure to cooperate on Gates’ co-defendant Paul Manafort, Trump’s former campaign chairman, who has pleaded not guilty to Mueller’s indictment and is preparing for a trial on alleged financial crimes unrelated to the campaign.

…Manafort faces up to 15 years in prison if found guilty of nine charges and is still under house arrest. His attorney has pledged to fight the charges, and has even sued Mueller and the Justice Department for overreaching the purpose of their investigation with this case.

Manafort and Gates were at the helm of the campaign during the critical summer 2016 period when senior campaign officials, including Manafort, met a group of Russians at Trump Tower who had promised damaging information on Democratic nominee Hillary Clinton. They were also in charge during the Republican National Convention when a handful of Trump campaign associates met with the Russian ambassador, and when Trump campaign officials intervened to change language on the platform about the Ukraine crisis.

Top Trump campaign adviser close to plea deal with Mueller – CNNPolitics

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Adam Rippon’s Best Quotes: Why America Loves the Olympic Figure Skater

On Team USA’s opening ceremony outfits:

“Maybe if this were my fifth Olympic Games, I’d say, ‘Oh, I wish it were like this, or like that.’ But honestly, at this point in my life, if they said, ‘Here’s your opening ceremony outfit,’ and then handed me a piece of rope and some broken sticks and a trash bag, I’d be like, ‘IT’S GORGEOUS. I’LL MAKE IT WORK.’ – GQ

Adam Rippon’s Best Quotes: Why America Loves the Olympic Figure Skater – Thrillist

This guy is a true character. Gotta love him!

All-Male Committee Hears Bill On Feminine Hygiene Products In Prison

“In our prison system,” Rep. Athena Salman said, addressing nine of her male colleagues, “a 16-count of Always ultra-thin, long pads cost $3.20.”

“Rep. Salman, Can you keep your conversation to the bill itself? Please?” Rep. Jay Lawrence interrupted.

“Yes, Mr. Chairman,” Salman replied, and she went right on talking about tampons and pads. That was, after all, what House Bill 2222 — the bill she sponsored — is about.

Under current policy, women in Arizona prisons get 12 pads a month for their menstrual cycle. Additional pads cost more money. So do tampons.

All-Male Committee Hears Bill On Feminine Hygiene Products In Prison | KJZZ

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Borowitz nails it, again.

Unsuspecting Americans who turned on cable news Monday morning were suddenly assaulted with the memory of a time when the country’s domestic affairs, international diplomacy, and nuclear codes were entrusted to an adult.

Compounding the cruelty of the televised event, the networks lingered unnecessarily on a speech that only served to remind viewers that the nation once had a President who rigorously obeyed rules of grammar and diction.

Finally, the reminder that the country recently had a chief executive who loved and respected his wife was deemed “too much” by many viewers, who felt compelled to change the channel.

Nation Cruelly Reminded That it Once Had a President | The New Yorker

Cheddar Man: DNA testing of a 10,000-year-old skeleton upends a common idea about race

Indeed, the findings line up with some of the latest genetic research on race, indicating that skin color doesn’t tell us as much as once was thought about a person’s racial or geographic background. A study published in Science in October, for example, challenged the notion of skin color as a classifier for race at all.

Cheddar Man: DNA testing of a 10,000-year-old skeleton upends a common idea about race — Quartz

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The White House’s Rob Porter debacle is a sign of incompetence or hubris — actually both

It’s tough to believe nobody was asking questions about why Porter hadn’t received a full security clearance.

…It’s also really, really hard to understand why the White House didn’t check to make doubly sure that their initial statements about Porter wouldn’t come back to bite them — especially on an issue as sensitive as domestic abuse.

The White House’s Rob Porter debacle is a sign of incompetence or hubris — or both – The Washington Post

Incompetence, pure and simple.

Russians penetrated U.S. voter systems, says top U.S. official

The U.S. official in charge of protecting American elections from hacking says the Russians successfully penetrated the voter registration rolls of several U.S. states prior to the 2016 presidential election.

…In January 2017, just weeks before leaving his post, [Former DHS Secretary Jeh] Johnson declared the nation’s electoral systems part of the nation’s federally protected “critical infrastructure,” a designation that applies to entities like the power grid that could be attacked. It made protecting the electoral systems an official duty of DHS.

But Johnson told NBC News he is now worried that since the 2016 election a lot of states have done little to nothing “to actually harden their cybersecurity.”

…Many of the states complained the federal government did not provide specific threat details, saying that information was classified and state officials did not have proper clearances.

…Other states that NBC contacted said they were still waiting for cybersecurity help from the federal government.

…Some state officials had opposed Johnson’s designation of electoral systems as critical infrastructure, viewing it a federal intrusion.

Russians penetrated U.S. voter systems, says top U.S. official – NBC News

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Why Did Trey Gowdy Suddenly Retire from Congress?

[Gowdy] led the GOP Benghazi fever which gripped Congress for over two years—costing taxpayers $7+ million over the course of eight investigations—all of which found no wrongdoing on the part of Hillary Clinton. The man most well-known for leading a partisan witch hunt in order to discredit a future presidential candidate says that he is quitting Congress because “there is more civility in a death penalty case than there is in some Congressional hearings.”

…“sources close to Gowdy,” says that he is unnerved by his colleagues undercutting the Justice Department—yet he voted to release the infamous memo written by a member of Trump’s transition team which smears the FBI and Justice Department as politically biased against Republicans. Not to mention, the Justice Department and the FBI oppose the release of this memo without being able to review it, yet Gowdy’s vote took that power away from them.

…It’s hard to come up with a simple rationale behind Gowdy’s sudden retirement other than these two explanations. He wasn’t in danger for his next election. He won his last one with 67% of the vote, more than doubling his opponent’s vote total. The “I’m sick of hyper-partisanship” explanation doesn’t hold any weight considering he voted down partisan lines last week to release a partisan memo, and that’s before you get to his reputation as a partisan hack. The “I’m sick of fighting my colleagues in order to protect the DOJ” explanation rings hollow too given that he voted to remove power from the DOJ and put it in Trump’s hands. His own staff seemed to not know he was leaving considering they were still sending fundraising e-mails out just prior to him announcing his retirement.

Why Did Trey Gowdy Suddenly Retire from Congress? :: Politics :: Features :: Trey Gowdy :: Paste

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California says it will ban crude from Trump offshore drilling plan

California will block the transport of petroleum from new offshore oil rigs through its state, officials told Reuters, a move meant to hobble the Trump administration’s effort to vastly expand drilling in U.S. federal waters.

California’s threat to deny pipeline permits for transporting oil from new leases off the Pacific Coast is the latest step by states trying to halt the biggest proposed expansion in decades of federal oil and gas leasing. Officials in Florida, North and South Carolina, Delaware and Washington, have also warned drilling could despoil beaches, harm wildlife and hurt lucrative tourism industries.

California says it will ban crude from Trump offshore drilling plan

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Kim Yo Jong: Kim Jong Un’s younger sister heads to South Korea Friday

North Korean leader Kim Jong Un’s younger sister is headed to South Korea Friday for a three-day visit to the Winter Olympics, making it the first time any member of the Kim dynasty has visited the country, according to the South’s Yonhap news agency.

…North Korea will march in the opening ceremony Friday as a united delegation with South Korea and field athletes in five sports. Officials in Seoul announced Wednesday the North’s decision to send Kim Yo Jong as part of its own delegation led by Kim Yong Nam, president of North Korea’s parliament. Kim Yo Jong is believed to be 30 years old.

…Accounts published in South Korean media suggest Kim Yo Jong is behind leader Kim Jong Un’s attempts to improve his public image by visiting schools and factories and may have encouraged his unlikely friendship with U.S. basketball star Dennis Rodman.

Kim Yo Jong: Kim Jong Un’s younger sister heads to South Korea Friday

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FACT CHECK: Climate science undercuts EPA chief’s view

EPA Administrator Scott Pruitt has championed the continued burning of fossil fuels while expressing doubt about the consensus of climate scientists that man-made carbon emissions are overwhelmingly the cause of record temperature increases observed around the world.

In an interview with KSNV-TV in Las Vegas on Tuesday, Pruitt made several statements that are undercut by the work of climate scientists, including those at his own agency.

…PRUITT: “No one disputes the climate changes, is changing, we see that constant. We obviously contribute to it, we live in the climate, right? So our activity contributes to the climate changing to a certain degree. Now, measuring that with precision … is more challenging than is let on at times.”

THE FACTS: A “certain degree” vastly understates the science. Recent studies leave little doubt that human activity is the overwhelming cause of climate change.

…PRUITT: “Do we really know what the ideal surface temperature should be in the year 2100, in the year 2018? That’s somewhat fairly arrogant for us to think we know exactly what it should be in 2100.”

THE FACTS: What he calls arrogant is established science. The United Nations Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change says if fossil fuel emissions continue on the current trajectory, temperatures by the end of the century will be around 6.5 degrees warmer than now (3.7 degrees Celsius).

That means more extreme heat waves, heavy rains, floods, droughts and storms. It will worsen health problems that now exist, hurt the poorest and most vulnerable and lead to more conflicts and civil wars, much like the one in Syria, the report said.

“Human civilization came about and has thrived during a period in Earth’s history with very little climate change,” said Paul Higgins, a scientist with the American Meteorological Society. “We have no experience with the climate we expect in the near future and the rates of change are unlike anything people have dealt with before.”

AP FACT CHECK: Climate science undercuts EPA chief’s view | Charlotte Observer

What an arrogant, incompetent tool.

The FBI hasn’t found any evidence that border patrol agent was murdered

A spokesman for the National Border Patrol Council, the union that represented the officers, said it was an “ambush.” And President Donald Trump said the injured agent had been “brutally beaten” as he called again for the construction of a wall between the United States and Mexico.

But FBI investigators so far have found no evidence of an attack or scuffle in Martinez’s death, the FBI said Wednesday, further deepening the mystery. The investigation, to date, however “has not conclusively determined” how the two agents ended up at the bottom of the culvert — a tunnel structure used for water drainage.

…The only footprints at the scene belonged to the agents and first responders.

…”The second Border Patrol agent also made a statement to the effect of, ‘We ran into a culvert,’ ‘I ran into a culvert,’ or ‘I think I ran into a culvert,'” the FBI said.

The FBI hasn’t found any evidence that border patrol agent was murdered – CNN

So border control can’t keep their own agents from falling into culverts and blames the whole thing on phantom attackers? Gee, I feel so safe with such honest and capable agents guarding our borders. …Not.

Lawyers Say Maldives’ Top Judge Unconstitutionally Detained

The Maldives’ chief justice is being unconstitutionally detained after being forcefully dragged on the floor from his chambers by security personnel in riot gear, his lawyer said Thursday, expressing grave concern about the reaction to the Supreme Court’s surprise ruling last week to free jailed politicians.

Lawyers Say Maldives’ Top Judge Unconstitutionally Detained | World News | US News

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Doritos, For Her

Indra Nooyi, the CEO of global giant PepsiCo, says her company is trying to solve women’s “least favorite things” about Doritos by developing a version of the snack designed specifically for women.

In a recent interview with WNYC’s Freakonomics, Nooyi discussed the different ways that men and women eat chips. Men “lick their fingers with great glee, and when they reach the bottom of the bag they pour the little broken pieces into their mouth, because they don’t want to lose that taste of the flavor, and the broken chips in the bottom,” Nooyi said.

…”[Women] don’t like to crunch too loudly in public. And they don’t lick their fingers generously and they don’t like to pour the little broken pieces and the flavor into their mouth.”

Doritos, For Her : The Two-Way : NPR

Seriously? Go F’ yourself, tone-deaf exec at PepsiCo. What weird ass uptight women are you eating Doritos with anyways? What decade are these women you refer to living in? The 1950’s??? Who the hell wants to eat Doritos that don’t crunch? What backwards-ass society do these women who don’t want to “crunch in public” live in? Get a clue.

(Hey Pepsi, might be time to shop for a less stupid and embarrassingly out-of-sync CEO. Actually seems like that time was yesterday.  …And this might be yet another reason so many people prefer Coca-Cola…..)

PS – Any diversity or egality points a company might pick up by having a woman as CEO is 100% cancelled out if that woman is goddamn embarrassment to her gender.