Here’s why you never trifle with a Southern belle

When Aunt Bev’s across-the-street neighbor and long-time bestie, Beverly Johnson, ruined a cake, she was about to throw it into the trash when her phone rang. It was Aunt Bev, just in time to teach her a valuable Southern lesson: “We never, ever throw out a cake.” (It is this lesson, in fact, that is most to blame for my current waistline.) Aunt Bev then took the cake, which had “fallen” in the middle, and turned it into a scrumptious trifle by layering bits of the cake with pudding and fruit. That’s how Southern belles handle mistakes.

Here’s why you never trifle with a Southern belle – It’s a Southern Thing

You should never trifle with a Southern belle because they’ll just make trifle out of it.

What a cute remembrance.

Why do white people eat bland food like unseasoned potato salad? A short history — Quartz

Why do white people eat bland food like unseasoned potato salad? A short history — Quartz

Um, no.

Not sure how the author could have missed the fact that originally spices were also used to cover unappealing tastes. Highly spiced meat in the middle ages and Renaissance? And no mention of the strong spices masking the taste of decay? And there is also a connection between highly spiced foot and the more affordable sources of protein. Bottom feeders like catfish, scraps and offal from animals…. Strong tastes like those call out for spices more than a chicken breast or a filet mignon.

Industrialization did not create a condition where the working class consumed lesser quality foodstuffs. that pattern has existed since the beginning of time. How does the author account for soul food? Or the potato famine? Oy…. Why are their European laws about what can go into a type of alcohol? Or bread? Why are there laws about using standardized measurements? Does the author assume these habits came out of a vacuum, that they were not created out of necessity because consumers were being sold and fed inferior products?

The article starts with an interesting premise but these omissions make this piece a plate of self-indulgent,  poorly thought-out crap.