Hillary Clinton calls for sweeping expansion of voter access – The Washington Post.

hmmmm

Chinese breach data of 4 million federal workers – The Washington Post.

doh!

Tiny Origami Robot Folds Itself, Swims, Walks, Self-Destruct | TestTube Plus | TestTube.

Whoa…

How a group of conspiracy theorists could derail the debate over climate policy – The Washington Post.

hmmmmm

Man Honestly Thought Breakdown Would Be More Obvious To People – The Onion – America’s Finest News Source.

lololol

Man ran fake DUI checkpoint while drunk: cops | WGN-TV.

WTF?

Oxford vice-chancellor Professor Louise Richardson says US ‘overreacted’ to 9/11 | Daily Mail Online.

no shit sherlock

Could old Pennsylvania RR system have prevented Amtrak 188 derailment? | PhillyVoice.

hmmmmm

Cause of Amtrak Train’s Speeding Still Unknown, Panel Is Told – The New York Times.

hmmmm

Juggling College and Child Care Leaves Millennial Students Impoverished – US News.

hmmmmmmmmm

Hong Kong lawmakers reject Beijing poll plan – BBC News.

deft moves

reversed the right of citizenship for foreigners born in the Dominican Republic, stripping children of Haitian migrants of their Dominican nationality

via Haitians fear deportation from Dominican Republic as deadline looms | Reuters.

Shipping them to camps called Welcome centers. Because if you’re gonna behave like Nazis, then by all means, bring on the doublespeak.

Bernie-mentum

via Bernie Sanders surge forms backdrop for Hillary Clinton S.C. visit – Gabriel Debenedetti – POLITICO.

Is that Joe-mentum?

The Dominican Republic ramps up its aggressions on perceived Haitians: Jarvis DeBerry | NOLA.com.

sigh…

Keep it calm | The Economist.

sigh

Supreme Court Says Texas Can Reject Confederate Flag License Plates – The New York Times.

Good on you, Texas.

Now there’s something I don’t say often.

7 Reasons Why The Battle of Waterloo is Still Important | TIME.

hmmmm

Chad strikes Boko Haram in Nigeria, bans burqas – CNN.com.

Chad is a majority Muslim country, but some may wear the burqa as protection from the sun and sand.

“May?” Mind sourcing that bit of trivia for us CNN?
Or are you guys just making shit up because you’re too lazy to be journalists again?

Another African country bans Islamic veil for women over terror attacks – The Washington Post.

I don’t see this as a bad thing.
A head scarf is one thing, completely covering your face in a mask is quite another.

To Tackle Food Waste, Big Grocery Chain Will Sell Produce Rejects : The Salt : NPR.

baby steps

Corinthian Colleges Closing: Student Debt Strike Reaches 190 While Lawmakers Consider Loan Forgiveness.

Craziness

Japanese ‘Blest Machine’ recycles plastic into oil at home (Wired UK).

hmmmmm

Whitfield Calls Dallas Gunman Courageous and Brave | Mediaite.

<facepalm> #noshame

Turkey ruling AKP loses majority in surprise result – BBC News.

hmmmmm

De Blasio, Cuomo call for stronger rent regulations – Newsday.

hmmmm