The ACLU amicus brief in defense of John Oliver is amazing. Even the footnotes.

Here’s the link to the whole brief:
https://www.scribd.com/document/355291378/ACLU-Brief-on-Behalf-of-John-Oliver

Absolutely awesome.

 

 

Who Pissed In Racist Trump Cuck Stephen Miller’s Kibbles This Morning?

They let Stephen Miller out of his cage to talk about Trump’s new racist immigration proposal. It did not go well.

“Glenn, maybe we’ll make a carve-out in the bill that says the New York Times can hire all the low-skill, less-paid workers they want from other countries … THEN WE’LL SEE HOW YOU FEEL …”

…Another journalist asked, “Will the Trump Organization stop bringing in foreign workers on visa programs to set an example for other businesses?” NAH, that’s different. NEXT!

…There was a bunch more pissy back and forth, with Acosta subtly hinting at how …racist this new policy is…

…ACOSTA: It sounds like you’re trying to engineer the racial and ethnic flow of people into this country.

Who Pissed In Racist Trump Cuck Stephen Miller’s Kibbles This Morning? | Wonkette

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Booker introduces bill to legalize marijuana nationwide

U.S. Sen. Cory Booker is proposing a far-reaching bill that would both legalize marijuana at the federal level and encourage states to legalize it locally through incentives.

…The bill would legalize marijuana at the federal level and withhold federal money for building jails and prisons, along with other funds, from states whose cannabis laws are shown to disproportionately incarcerate minorities.

Under the legislation, federal convictions for marijuana use and possession would be expunged and prisoners serving time for a marijuana offense would be entitled to a sentencing hearing.

Those “aggrieved” by a disproportionate arrest or imprisonment rate would be able to sue, according to the bill. And a Community Reinvestment Fund would be established to “reinvest in communities most affected by the war on drugs” for everything from re-entry programs to public libraries.

Booker introduces bill to legalize marijuana nationwide

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White House adviser Stephen Miller, CNN reporter Jim Acosta clash over immigration

White House adviser Stephen Miller sparred with CNN reporter Jim Acosta on Wednesday, heatedly debating the immigration proposal backed by President Trump just hours before.

…What you’re proposing and what the president is proposing does not sound like it’s in keeping with American tradition when it comes to immigration,” Acosta said. “The Statue of Liberty says, ‘Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free.’ It doesn’t say anything about speaking English or being…a computer programmer.”

White House adviser Stephen Miller, CNN reporter Jim Acosta clash over immigration

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Trump says the White House is “a real dump” and talks a lot of nonsense about his pathetic golf game.

Trump will sometimes respond to a shot he duffed by simply playing a second ball and carrying on as if the first shot never happened. In the parlance of the game, Trump takes floating mulligans, usually more than one during a round. Because of them it is impossible to say what he has actually shot on any given day, according to 18 people who have teed it up with Trump over the last decade, including SI senior writer Michael Bamberger, who has done so nine times. In 2007, Trump called Bamberger to brag about a 68 he had shot at Bel-Air Country Club in Los Angeles. Trump’s handicap index is officially 2.8, but he has posted only three scores since ’14. Els, a South Florida resident who has known Trump for many years, estimates he is “an eight or a nine.” For Trump to shoot 68 on a tough course like Bel-Air would require him to play nearly perfectly from tee to green while making a number of substantial putts. One of his playing partners that day confirmed that Trump played “good,” but that he took all the usual liberties common among everyday golfers: mulligans, gimmes, improved lies, etc. There was no mention of the 68 in a subsequent story, and Bamberger heard about it from Trump.

Trump: the White House is “a real dump” – Vox

Bahahahahahaha!

Trump called New Hampshire a ‘drug-infested den’ 

One of the best ways to determine something’s political impact is to imagine it in a TV ad. “President Trump thinks your state is a drug-infested den.” Yeah, ouch.

Whoops: Trump made a few mistakes by calling New Hampshire a ‘drug-infested den’ – The Washington Post

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Lindsey Graham vows ‘holy hell to pay’ if Sessions is fired 

As President Donald Trump continues to publicly criticize Jeff Sessions, one of the attorney general’s former colleagues is promising that if Sessions is fired, there will be “holy hell to pay.”

Lindsey Graham vows ‘holy hell to pay’ if Sessions is fired – CNNPolitics.com

You supported this loser, you deserve to lose. You traded our country for some vague idea of job security and power and now look what you have Lindsey….

Exactly what traitors like you deserve, a truckload of un-American, destabilizing, crazy-town shit.

Reap what you sow, bitch..

Donald Trump transgender ban tweet blindsided US Joint Chiefs 

But while Trump’s tweet states that he consulted with his generals and military experts ahead of making the announcement, US defense officials have indicated that many of the top brass were caught off guard by the policy change.

…The Joint Chiefs of Staff, including chairman General Joseph Dunford, were not aware President Donald Trump planned to tweet a ban on transgender service members, three US defense officials told CNN — the latest indication that top military leaders across all four service branches were blindsided by the President’s announcement.

…Adding to the confusion is that Trump’s decision came without a plan in place to implement it.

…For now, Dunford has informed service members that there will be “no modifications to the current policy until the President’s direction has been received by the Secretary of Defense and the Secretary has issued implementation guidelines.”

“In the meantime, we will continue to treat all of our personnel with respect,” Dunford wrote in a memo to the military that was obtained by CNN. “As importantly, given the current fight and the challenges we face, we will all remain focused on accomplishing our assigned missions.”

Donald Trump transgender ban tweet blindsided US Joint Chiefs – CNNPolitics.com

What a ridiculous, incompetent loser the Cheeto is. He is a laughing stock loser with a capitol “L.”

Jeff Sessions says recusal decision was ‘consistent with the law’ 

The under-fire attorney general defends his move after fierce criticism from well known nut-job, Cheeto Trump

Jeff Sessions says recusal decision was ‘consistent with the law’ | US news | The Guardian

sometimes people get what they deserve. Jeff Sessions supported Trump and now he is getting exactly what he deserves: a truckload of irrational hateful crap.

Former Arizona sheriff Joe Arpaio convicted of criminal contempt 

Joe Arpaio, a former Arizona sheriff whose extreme stance on illegal immigration made him a household name, was convicted Monday of criminal contempt of court for ignoring a judge’s order to stop detaining people because he merely suspected them of being undocumented immigrants.

U.S. District Judge Susan R. Bolton wrote that Arpaio had shown a “flagrant disregard” for the court’s command and that his attempt to pin the conduct on those who worked for him rang hollow.“

Not only did Defendant abdicate responsibility, he announced to the world and to his subordinates that he was going to continue business as usual no matter who said otherwise,” Bolton wrote.

… In 2011, the then-sheriff of Arizona’s Maricopa County was enjoined by U.S. District Judge G. Murray Snow from detaining people he thought to be illegal immigrants, when they were not charged with any other crimes, as part of a lawsuit. Prosecutors alleged that he continued to do so, and last year, the Justice Department decided to pursue a criminal contempt-of-court case against him.

…his policy of detaining people on mere suspicion was racist and illegal, and his refusal to honor a court’s order to stop was brazen.

Bolton wrote that another judge’s order to Arpaio was clear and that there was evidence he violated it willfully — citing some of Arpaio’s own public comments as evidence. She said even if subordinates actually did the detaining, it was only at Arpaio’s direction and by Arpaio’s failure to tell them otherwise.

Former Arizona sheriff Joe Arpaio convicted of criminal contempt – The Washington Post

Only the worst people on the planet deserve jail time more than this guy.

Kenyan election IT head Chris Msando found dead 

Chris Msando was in charge of the [computerized] voting system in next week’s election.

“There was no doubt he was tortured and murdered,” said the commission’s chairperson, Wafula Chebukati.

Tension is high as the presidential election is expected to be a close race between incumbent Uhuru Kenyatta and long-time opponent Raila Odinga.

Kenyan election IT head Chris Msando found dead – BBC News

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