LAPD will not help deport immigrants under Trump, chief says 

Los Angeles Police Chief Charlie Beck said Monday that he has no plans to change the LAPD ’s stance on immigration enforcement, despite President-elect Donald Trump ’s pledge to toughen federal immigration laws and deport millions of people upon taking office.

...“I don’t intend on doing anything different,” he said. “We are not going to engage in law enforcement activities solely based on somebody’s immigration status. We are not going to work in conjunction with Homeland Security on deportation efforts. That is not our job, nor will I make it our job.”

LAPD will not help deport immigrants under Trump, chief says – LA Times

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BREAKING: Trump Requests Security Clearances for His Children – Who Will Be Running His ‘Blind’ Trust 

Donald Trump’s attorney has gone on record saying the president-elect’s three adult children will be running all of Trump’s businesses in what Trump is calling a “blind trust,” even though, by definition, that is not a blind trust.

Late last week many analysts expressed concern over that arrangement, which was then compounded when it Trump announced that his three adult children …would be part of the Trump administration’s transition team. …responsible for hiring decisions of the estimated 4000 people that comprise the White House team, including 1000 who will require congressional approval. The transition team is also responsible for establishing policy initiatives and even strategy.

…NBC News reports that President-elect Trump has now “asked about” security clearances for his three children.

BREAKING: Trump Requests Security Clearances for His Children – Who Will Be Running His ‘Blind’ Trust – The New Civil Rights Movement

WTF?!

The Myths Democrats Swallowed That Cost Them the Presidential Election

A certain kind of liberal makes me sick. These people traffic in false equivalencies, always pretending that both nominees are the same, justifying their apathy and not voting or preening about their narcissistic purity as they cast their ballot for a person they know cannot win. I have an enormous problem with anyone who voted for Trump or Stein or Johnson—or who didn’t vote at all—and who now expresses horror about the outcome of this election. 

…(One side note: Sanders supporters also made a big deal out of the fact that many of the superdelegates had expressed support for Clinton early in the campaign. They did the same thing in 2008, then switched to Obama when he won the most pledged delegates. Same thing would have happened with Sanders if he had persuaded more people to vote for him.)

This is important because it shows Sanders supporters were tricked into believing a false narrative. Once only one candidate can win the nomination, of course the DNC gets to work on that person’s behalf. Of course emails from that time would reflect support for the person who would clearly be the nominee. And given that their jobs are to elect Democrats, of course DNC officials were annoyed that Sanders would not tell his followers he could not possibly be the nominee. Battling for the sake of battling gave his supporters a false belief that they could still win—something that added to their increasingly embittered feelings.

…So what would have happened when Sanders hit a real opponent, someone who did not care about alienating the young college voters in his base? I have seen the opposition book assembled by Republicans for Sanders, and it was brutal. The Republicans would have torn him apart. And while Sanders supporters might delude themselves into believing that they could have defended him against all of this, there is a name for politicians who play defense all the time: losers.

Here are a few tastes of what was in store for Sanders, straight out of the Republican playbook: He thinks rape is A-OK. In 1972, when he was 31, Sanders wrote a fictitious essay in which he described a woman enjoying being raped by three men. Yes, there is an explanation for it—a long, complicated one, just like the one that would make clear why the Clinton emails story was nonsense. And we all know how well that worked out.

Then there’s the fact that Sanders was on unemployment until his mid-30s, and that he stole electricity from a neighbor after failing to pay his bills, and that he co-sponsored a bill to ship Vermont’s nuclear waste to a poor Hispanic community in Texas, where it could be dumped. You can just see the words “environmental racist” on Republican billboards. And if you can’t, I already did. They were in the Republican opposition research book as a proposal on how to frame the nuclear waste issue.

Also on the list: Sanders …criticized Clinton for supporting the 1994 crime bill that he voted for, and he voted against the Amber Alert system. His pitch for universal health care would have been used against him too, since it was tried in his home state of Vermont and collapsed due to excessive costs. 

…Could Sanders still have won? Well, Trump won, so anything is possible. But Sanders supporters puffing up their chests as they arrogantly declare Trump would have definitely lost against their candidate deserve to be ignored.

Which leads back to the main point: Awash in false conspiracy theories and petulant immaturity, liberals put Trump in the White House. Trump won slightly fewer votes than Romney did in 2012—60.5 million compared with 60.9 million. On the other hand, almost 5 million Obama voters either stayed home or cast their votes for someone else. More than twice as many millennials—a group heavily invested in the “Sanders was cheated out of the nomination” fantasy—voted third-party. The laughably unqualified Jill Stein of the Green Party got 1.3 million votes; those voters almost certainly opposed Trump; if just the Stein voters in Michigan had cast their ballot for Clinton, she probably would have won the state. And there is no telling how many disaffected Sanders voters cast their ballot for Trump.  

Of course, there will still be those voters who snarl, “She didn’t earn my vote,” as if somehow their narcissism should override all other considerations in the election. That, however, is not what an election is about. Voters are charged with choosing the best person to lead the country, not the one who appeals the most to their egos.

The Myths Democrats Swallowed That Cost Them the Presidential Election

Yup.

Medical Marijuana and Gun Laws Collide

Because it can make them “irrational and unpredictable.”

If you have a medical marijuana card, the 9th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals says that you can’t buy a gun.

The court ruled 3-0 on Wednesday that a ban preventing medical marijuana card holders from purchasing firearms is not in violation of the Second Amendment, the Associated Press reports. There are nine western states under the appeals court’s jurisdiction, including Nevada, where the case originated.

Medical Marijuana and Gun Laws Collide

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NSA Head Openly Accuses Russia of Using Wikileaks to Get Trump Elected

Everything in this country is so goddamn wild right now, it’s easy to miss things. Which is why it’s worth noting that the head of the National Security Agency just openly described Wikileaks as a tool of a “nation-state” (that’d be Russia), which deliberately used targeted leaks to get Donald Trump elected.

NSA Head Openly Accuses Russia of Using Wikileaks to Get Trump Elected

Aggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

The Left Needs To Own Their Shit 

Y’all motherfuckers didn’t DESERVE the candidate you got, and every day I watched as progressives posted on Facebook about how much they hated corrupt Clinton, talked about how imperfect she was as a candidate, posted articles that were flat out lies, or wrote things like #ImWithHerIGuess. Your enthusiasm for the former First Lady, Senator of New York, Secretary of State and first ever possible female President was shameful… …If you would have just swallowed your pride and given Hillary half of the love you gave Obama, then we might not have woken up on November 9th worrying about families being torn apart, marriage licenses being taken way, guns getting into the wrong hands and women having to stay pregnant after getting raped.

…And to you people out there saying “Don’t blame me, I voted for Bernie”- suck a dick. Oh noooo- I’m so sorry you didn’t “like” Hillary. That’s so saaaad! I guess that’s worth this result. Your “I told you so” is so worth the millions of people who will suffer because of selfishness and pride. We all act like our nominee has to be the perfect representation of us regardless of how many years they’ve spent working tirelessly for the people…

…we get angry and picky if someone doesn’t meet every single criterion that we have created or if we don’t trust them because their positions evolved in a more progressive way over the years. If I had to talk to one more gay person about how Hillary wasn’t always for same sex marriage I was going to start having sex with women. Oh really? She wasn’t for gay marriage? WHY WERE YOU SO SUPPORTIVE OF OBAMA IF THAT WAS YOUR MAIN REASON FOR NOT LIKING HER??? AHHHHHH!

…To the protest voters (whether you voted or not) I hope you are proud of yourself for being “right” while others continue to struggle and lose their rights and healthcare.

…It should also make you angry that progressives voted for candidates like Jill Stein and Gary Johnson WHO DID NOT HAVE THE PROGRESSIVE POSITIONS THAT BERNIE HAD. These people weren’t able to put themselves in the shoes of a mother who lost her Black child to a bad cop, or the shoes of someone who lost their best friend in Orlando. How quickly we forget.

And to those of you that say Bernie would have won? Suck two dicks. We look back and say that the Democrats should have focused their campaign on the white middle class and criticize Hillary for focusing on racial and gender equality. FUCK YOU!!!

…Let’s stop spreading the rumors that the primaries were rigged for Clinton. That’s what radicals say to fight against the establishment (Trump, can you hear me?) but if that were true, why didn’t she win the first time she ran for President?

…to say that a candidate who lost by both the popular vote and the delegate count would have beaten Trump is just not fair or accurate. We have no idea what Russia or the FBI would have done and Republicans would have painted him as a socialist with no business experience who would have bankrupted us with free college for brown people. You can say whatever you want about the polls suggesting Bernie would have beat Trump by a larger margin, but as we’ve all learned, POLLS DONT MEAN SHIT. People voted based on their hate, NOT THE ECONOMY.

…This isn’t a dating show. Hillary didn’t have to be perfect for us, she just had to work for us.

…In her campaign, Hillary worked tirelessly on policies that the news paid zero percent of time talking about. She had a plan for almost everything. She updated her website constantly with plans to help homeless gay youth, to provide AIDS medication to those in need, to work with police and urban communities, to help women get equal pay, to help small businesses, to promote more love and kindness and most importantly she fought against racism. She was the candidate that was able to stand with the mothers of innocent children killed and say “Black Lives Matter” but all we focused on was whether she would say the words “Radical Jihadists”.

…“Take back America” and “make America great again” weren’t about the economy; they were code for “don’t let the brown man be equal to us”. Hillary believed that this country and its different colors were what made America great already and I’m not sorry that she lost fighting for that belief. No one puts themselves through this much work and this much abuse for so many years just for a title- they do it because they care. I will always support the person who fights with their heart over their ego.

She did all of this and we still called her unlikable and untrustworthy. We called her out for saying that people in gangs were “super predators” twenty years ago, and then when she apologized and went into Black communities we said that she was pandering. Beyoncé sings about carrying hot sauce in her bag and we attack Hillary for saying she does the same thing even though there was proof that she had done it for years! We beat her up every single time and she fought back till she became an ugly callus that we didn’t like looking at. We poked at every flaw of hers and refused to see any of the good she did over her 30+ years of public service. We wouldn’t let her get away with a single mistake.

… We progressives have a lot of work to do. We have to fight for what is right and know that change takes time. This country operates on incrementalism and Hillary was doing her best to be the bad ass progressive bitch she has always been while still listening to the concerns of the other half. If the protesters out on the streets right now (which I just read that in Oregon half the protesters didn’t vote- WTF???) showed half as much passion for our candidate before all this happened, if we wrote and called and told news stations to stop focusing on bullshit stories, if we didn’t share skewed articles before looking up the facts- things could be very different right now and the whole world (except for Russia) wouldn’t be so scared right now. Damn yo, we let Hillary down and this fucking sucks.

Owning Our Shit – Medium

My gawd…

This. This! Every single, freaking, word of this.

A lot of nonvoters are mad at the election results. If only there were something they could have done! 

It’s a small sample size, but the responses were more evenly distributed. More nonvoters said they thought the results were terrible than expressed happiness about them, for example.

To which I say: Are you kidding me?

A lot of nonvoters are mad at the election results. If only there were something they could have done! – The Washington Post

Exactly.

There is no such thing as being OK with a flagrant racist without getting some of that shit on your own hands.

People voted for a racist who promised racist outcomes

There is no such thing as a good Trump voter.

If you vote for someone affirming racism, you are condoning those positions.

If you vote for someone promoting racism, you are condoning promoting and normalizing racism.

Period.

 

 

Group of U-Va. students, faculty ‘deeply offended’ by Thomas Jefferson being quoted at school he founded 

“We are incredibly disappointed in the use of Thomas Jefferson as a moral compass,” the group of more than 400 students and faculty members complained in an open letter after the U. Va. president quoted him.

Group of U-Va. students, faculty ‘deeply offended’ by Thomas Jefferson being quoted at school he founded – The Washington Post

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Hilarious Conversations Between Obama And Biden Are The Best Medicine After This Election 

Donald Trump and Mike Pence will soon be moving into the White House, but as you can see from these hilarious imaginary conversations between Barack Obama and Joe Biden, the current Vice President really isn’t too happy about it.

25+ Hilarious Conversations Between Obama And Biden Are The Best Medicine After This Election | Bored Panda

There’s way more than 25 in this article alone.

The GIF that keeps on giving.

Trump U. highlights a slew of lawsuits facing the president-elect 

Less than two months before he is sworn in as president, Donald Trump is due to testify to a jury in San Diego in a fraud suit by thousands of students who attended the real estate seminars once known as Trump University.

…Some appear to be the frivolous complaints commonly filed against celebrities, but most are serious — claims of libel, wrongful firings, harassment, and cases on both coasts alleging fraud in the promotion of the now-defunct Trump University.

…In addition to the lawsuits against him, Trump has threatened to sue a dozen women who have accused him of sexual assault and harassment after release of a 2005 video recording in which he boasted of grabbing women’s genitals with impunity.

…Daniel Petrocelli, Trump’s lead attorney, also asked to delay the trial to early next year, saying Trump needed time to work on the transition to the presidency.

…The student plaintiffs say they paid as much as $35,000 for courses on the secrets of successful real estate investing that proved to be little more than promotions for additional courses.

…Leading up to the trial, Trump’s lawyers have sought to prevent the jury from hearing incendiary statements from the presidential campaign, including Trump’s comments about Curiel, his remarks about women and his factually questionable assertions about subjects such as Mexican immigrants and celebrations of terrorist attacks.

..The judge also denied a request to bar testimony by David Lazarus, a Los Angeles Times business columnist, who wrote an unfavorable review of a Trump University preview session he attended in 2007 and wrote that Trump later tried to get him fired.

…Other pending lawsuits include a breach-of-contract claim a Trump company filed against two Washington, D.C., chefs who withdrew their plans for a restaurant at a Trump hotel after the candidate’s remarks about Mexican immigrants.

…Other suits allege that Trump’s campaign illegally sent unwanted text messages to cell phones and that his golf club in Florida fired an employee for claiming sexual harassment. 

Trump U. highlights a slew of lawsuits facing the president-elect – San Francisco Chronicle

‘Murica. Sigh….