Poll shows how US Muslims are like Protestants – and how they’re not

Poll shows how US Muslims are like Protestants – and how they’re not – CSMonitor.com

Ding Dong…

Why, hello backwards American whitey-white idiots!

Your jeezus-name-dropping asses have nothing to fear from your Muslim neighbors. Like you, they are defined more by being an American than the particular branch of Abrahamic religion they practice.

And  (in the tradition of my spouting from my peanut gallery positioned soapbox …) the quoted paragraph below mirrors what my (albeit limited) experiences with the people of Pakistan always showed:

In Pakistan, for example, three-quarters of Muslims say that non-Muslims are very free to practice their religion, and fully 96 percent of those who share this assessment say it is “a good thing.”

I only bring this up to to point out that many Muslims are more enlightened, accepting, and open-minded than your backwards asses!

-Sincerely,

the Peanut Gallery

Tight Pants Ban Takes Effect In Indonesia’s Aceh

Tight Pants Ban Takes Effect In Indonesia’s Aceh : NPR

The world is going backwards, isn’t it? Can we consult with astronomers to see if the planet’s trajectory has reversed?

Maybe they would like that. There seems to be some sort of sexual dysfunction involved. These men forcibly take these woman’s pants off and then dress them up more to the men’s liking? Kinky. I wonder if their mothers molested them. Men who refuse to take responsibility for their own control of their own sexuality and can not see a woman in anything other than a dark shapeless sheet without totally losing control of themselves clearly have some sort of weird sexual and Mommy issues.

Check these women out. They dress so luridly. The more I think about it the more I think there is a mass sexual dysfunction at play here.

All of the men who put this law in place will be reincarnated as female sex slaves in a palace decorated only with pictures of Mohammed.