– Recall that violently rejecting a tyrannical government goes against everything our forefathers believed in.

– Find common ground by recognizing that some kids are huge assholes.

– Make sure any protests are peaceful, silent, and completely out of sight of anyone who could actually affect government policy.

– Give your political opponents the benefit of the doubt by letting this play out for 20 years and seeing if it gets any better on its own.

– Realize that every pressing social issue is solved through civil discourse if you ignore virtually all of human history.

– Remind yourself that you’re just two people having a cocktail at the same D.C. party and that politics is a game to you.

Tips For Staying Civil While Debating Child Prisons

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