Col Morris Davis, a former chief prosecutor at Guantanamo Bay, issued a plea for supplies, writing: “Dear Alexa, we are pinned down and in urgent need of ammunition. Please send ASAP… but only if it qualifies for Amazon Prime’s free shipping.”
By the evening of 4 July, rumours of an end were nigh.
“Some people are saying that the war is over. Can this be true?” enquired @KuiperBelle. “Those of us in Texas remain sceptical, recalling the end of the first war, when the declaration of surrender got lost in the spam filter for two years.”
Can’t. Get. Enough.