Why does Cheeto care if you pee standing up or sitting down? Or how your genitalia matches up with the person you sleep with? Wouldn’t the true conservative position be, if it doesn’t affect me or raise my taxes I don’t care.
Can “conservatives” start calling themselves backwards, kinks who spend waaaay too much time thinking about what is in other people’s pants to be healthy? Perverts who care about how other people pee, maybe?