Apple Pledges to Make Emoji More Ethnically Diverse | TIME.com.

<Snicker>

Has anyone mentioned to the boys at Apple that that actually means something a little different than including one token female or minority in a room full of white men?

American Couple in Qatar Sentenced in Daughter’s Death – NYTimes.com.

wow.

‘Environmental Poisoning’ of Iraq Is Claimed – NYTimes.com.

sigh….

Let us come and create chaos in your homeland, we will murder and poison you for free!

Capitol Police chief squares off against Hill in tense hearing | Fox News.

<snicker>

U.S. in Odd Spot in Case on Protester Rights – NYTimes.com.

WTF….

Court Weighs Delay of Strict Limits to Drug-Induced Abortions in Arizona – NYTimes.com.

hmmm.

Yes, Obama Really Is Worried About a Manhattan Nuke | TIME.com.

Although that is uncharacteristically wise and savvy of the POTUS, I’m a little bit more worried about his judgment on what he says in public.
(Fucking moron!)

What happens at school when a girl doesn’t act like a girl (+video) – CSMonitor.com.

Ggggggrrrrrreeeeaaaat.

Now we’re goingto stop making any distinctions between people who do not live up to norms for that gender and people who are transsexual.

Pssst, fucktards! Knock it off, you are making things worse by refusing to make a distinction there. Not every girl who doesn’t act “girly” is trans or a lesbian. Not every little boy who doesn’t act like a macho redneck is trans, or even gay. By making sweeping generalizations like these you are just expanding the very same ignorance that you are reporting about.

Assholes.

First Thoughts: Obama Looks to Pope to Bolster Domestic Agenda – NBC News.com.

You are looking where?
For what?
Are you fucking serious?

Fucking asshole.
Just go home already, OK?
You’re long past starting to do more damage than good. Send Michelle out to do the diplomacy, secretly have #42 run your domestic policy and just fucking sit there and don’t break anything else, you useless fucking tool.

Lawmakers bash Obama administration’s ‘delusional’ Syria policy – Yahoo News.

Delusional, ineffective, pointless, naïve…. There are some adjectives that come to mind….

Opinion: Why do poor people smoke more? – CNN.com.

hmmm.

BBC News – Yulia Tymoshenko to run for Ukraine leader.

I forget, is she a good guy or a bad guy?
Who can tell????

Iran and Iraq account for global rise in capital punishment | World news | The Guardian.

Awesome.

The U. S. of A. bringing Iraq-style peace and freedom to a relatively stable country near you!

Abdel Fatah al-Sisi resigns from Egypt military to run for presidency | World news | theguardian.com.

Well, I can stomach this but I’d feel better if he forged an alliance with secular liberals.

BBC News – Philippines signs landmark deal to end Muslim uprising.

hmmm.

Opinion: Russian incursion may be opportunity for U.S. mariners – CNN.com.

Hoe-Lee Crapballs….

What a seriously transparent load of horsehit!

Russia warned U.S. about Boston Marathon bomb suspect Tsarnaev: report – Yahoo News.

Of course they did.

Stretching beauty: Ballerina Misty Copeland on her body struggles | Fox News

kewl

ELI5: Why are super-wealthy Russians described as “oligarchs” while super-wealthy Americans are described as “business magnates”? : explainlikeimfive

hmmmm

Carnival Cruise ship rescues 41 Cuban migrants in Florida Straits – Yahoo News.

Is “rescue” the right word to describe preventing their escape from Cuba?

Not really sure it is guys …

Oklahoma’s lethal injection protocol unconstitutional: judge – Yahoo News.

hmmm.

Mom Jailed for Breastfeeding While Drinking, Waitress Fired Over It – Yahoo News.

What a horrible, horrible woman.
Now, guess which one I’m talking about.

Opinion: Why the Saudis unfriended the U.S. – CNN.com.

<snicker>