Here is a by-no-means-complete list of the titles we hope Hillary will be releasing and releasing at least until Chris Matthews shuts his turkey gobbler:
Which Part of “He’s a Russian Puppet” Did You Dipsquats Not Understand?
Suck It: A Guide to the Cocktails I Drink Now That I No Longer Have to Be Polite to Doucheschooners Like Chris Cillizza
Eat It: A Recipe Book of Cookies I Never Baked and Never Fucking Will
…Any of You Jacksmacks Still Want to Talk about E-Mails?
…Some Excellent Benghazi Questions You Bozos Never Even Thought Of, Presented with Answers, Charts and Footnotes
How Headbands Work: Have None of You Dickwimples Ever Grown out Your Bangs?
…Advanced Maintenance for Your Vintage Harley: You’re Goddamned Right I Can Do That Too
Jesus Christ, Would it Have Killed You to Cover Trump’s Extensive RICO Network for 30 Seconds?
Mmmm, Wonkette…. The shade is strong with that site!