There are few things left to us in 2017 that are pure and true. The sweet jingle of the ice cream truck is one of them. Everyone knows it to be the summer’s singular anthem, a sound capable of throwing you back into the best parts of your childhood at a moment’s notice.

White Lady From Hell Moves to Harlem, Immediately Goes to War Against Ice Cream

Why move somewhere noisy if you’re going to turn around and complain? Really people, get over yourselves.