#Pepsi: Wow, did we screw up last week.
#United: Hold my beer.

— Steph_G (@StephOliverGuy) April 10, 2017

This woman also refused to give up her seat on @united pic.twitter.com/lT67LeMxVE

— Alamo Drafthouse NYC (@AlamoNYC) April 10, 2017

Huh, never noticed these options on the United website until this morning pic.twitter.com/cP8LpIFEP1

— Jason O. Gilbert (@gilbertjasono) April 10, 2017

United : "Is there a doctor on the plane?"

Doctor: "Yes"

United: *beats them bloody/drags limp body down the aisle as everyone screams.

— Phillip Paulson (@PaulsonPhillip) April 10, 2017

#ProTip: If you're gonna fly @United, bring a @Pepsi.

— dbrand (@dbrand) April 10, 2017

UNITED: Leggings are a breach of decorum.

ALSO UNITED: We will beat you and drag you from the plane if we want your seat for our employee.

— Jamison Foser (@jamisonfoser) April 10, 2017

Can't overbook a flight if you don't have any customers @united pic.twitter.com/kbpxPtwmjO

— intheworksmedia (@InTheWorksMedia) April 10, 2017

Somewhere on Cable News: "Last night, United Airlines became Presidential."

— Frank Conniff (@FrankConniff) April 10, 2017

I just got onboard a overbooked united flight.. wish me luck.. pic.twitter.com/vvhWuy5lFg

— lando (@BasedYoona) April 10, 2017