This morning, as I was perusing through my Facebook timeline, I happened upon an article that a lovely friend shared. It was entitled “24 Things Women Should Stop Wearing After Age 30,’ and it triggered Maximum Eye-Rolling from everyone who took the time out to read it.

Motivated by Kallie’s “article”, I decided to churn up one of my own! I bring you now:

24 Things Women Over 30 Should Wear:

Whatever the fuck they want

24 Things Women Over 30 Should Wear – warning:curves ahead

Ayup.