A nanny-state douchbag banned all competitive games and anything with a ball from recess, because coddling kids is surely the best way to prepare them for the realities of life.

Connecticut school district wants to ban skinny jeans, leggings  – NY Daily News
and the article never reers again to the sub-headline, “Teachers union rep complains enforcing the dress code could take away from learning.”

Saggy Pants Ban At Chicago Public Schools? Aldermen Push For Uniforms While there are many arguments for uniforms saggy jeans being a gang thing? No they are a young men from all backgrounds thing you sanctimonious, ignorant, racist, bitch.

Saggy pants ban: Florida school board plan new rules on pupils’ dress code Facist, anti-individulaity, anti-free speach, and anti-children. If you take freedom of expression away from adolescents and teenagers they will withdraw, not conform. They lose out on the opportunity to all of the work of defining who they are as individuals that they literally fucking supposed to be doing at that age. This guy sounds like he has serious mental issues that he is trying to take out on these poor kids. Someone get this man a padded room and a crapload of seditives.

UGG boots banned in school. Education crisis solved! Clearly these children are being taught by fucking geniuses. I’d pull my kid out on account of the teachers and leadership all being severely developmentally delayed. Nah, just call those bitches what they: fucking stupid!

Massachusetts backs off school bake sale ban. I’d fucking hope so. Assenine, pointless, nanny-state bullshit.

No-backpack policy challenged by Jackson High School students and parents. If the best thing you can do for the safety of the teenagers you are entrusted with, is ban backpacks and make them late for class… Well, you pretty much suck, not only at your job but at life. 

New York Mom Fights Middle School That Banned Her Bike Rides With Son. Not only pointless bullshit but an offensive over-reach. Any educator who bans anything connected with physical activity should be fired immediately and banned from education.

New Jersey School Bans Hugging The principal is not only sending the wrong message (that kids are wrong for affectionate and that all touches are innappropiate) but he’s trying to make rules about how kids feel. Pointless and reckless. He’s preventing these children from devloping their coping schools. I hope he was fired.

Tenn State Senate Declares Holding Hands Way Too Sexy for Kids Wow, just wow. the satanicly backwards and totally stupid award goes to….

Ohio School Apologizes After Attempting To Ban ‘Afro-Puffs’ And ‘Twisted Braids’ I’d fucking hope so. Dayum! Plus, there is this: “Leila Noelliste, creator and editor of Black Girl with Long Hair, told HuffPost Live that the problem lies with the idea that natural African-American hair is not automatically considered well-groomed.” Nothing says appropiate children’s grooming like harsh chemicals and flat-irons???

Tiana Parker, 7, Switches Schools After Being Forbidden From Wearing Dreads Good for her parents for not putting up with that racist nonsense. I hope they sue the ever-living fuck out of the school system and bring it to its knees.

New York City Bans References To Dinosaurs, Birthdays, Halloween, Dancing In Standardized Tests Riiiight because children shouldn’t be learning an empirical based version of creation or about things like poverty in school. Fucking  NY….