Seriously, why couldn’t he do the naturalization ceremony? The man does a shitload more to make sure the American people understand the mysterious intricacies of the political process that affect their lives than you do.

P.S. Steve Byrne is right. You do dance like a white guy.

P.P.S. Nancy Pelosi for all of ironfisted reputation accomplished nothing as Speaker of the House. Seriously, they did fucking squat with teh super majority. She aint all that. Get over your helmet hairdo Nancy and cooperate with Colbert.