Senators urge ban on smokeless tobacco – Yahoo! News

Ty Cobbs is rolling in his grave.

Look you sanctimonious, nanny state, i-have-no-faith-in-my-parenting-skills-so-I-want-the-governement-to-do-it-for-me baby-boomer losers-

Get your usless paws off baseball.

Go create some jobs you useless twats.