What goes through my my mind when I read the news with my morning coffee. …Or for the Simon's Rockers in the group, this is my response journal.
I think this Judge’s house should be protested, no, firebombed.
And then they should be rufied so hard that hey can speak so that they cannot voice their consent or lack of consent when they are fucked up the ass by a 3″ wide 2 footlong didlo with no lube.
Yes, I’m serious.
Romney is saying Obamacare killed jobs. He said something about how BHO should have been out there creating jobs for the middle class for two years and instead of just leaving it there, well, I guess leaving it where I, as Jane/Joe Middle of the Road voter, agrees with him he blamed the lack of jobs on Affordable Care.
Whhah, whha, whaaa?
Dumbass.
Keep that Ivy League stuff out of it and git ’em Barack!
Marissa Mayer gives birth to baby boy: Yahoo CEO’s short maternity leave is a big mistake.
Oh fuck you, you dry canalled harpy. You aren’t raising the kid, Mayer and her husband are.
If she wasn’t the type to want to keep working she wouldn’t be the CEO type, would she?
How often do male CEO’s get criticized for not taking time off for their children’s arrival into this world? How often do you fret and wail and nash your sanctimonious hater teeth at the damage the CEO will do to his young brood by going back to work? That often, eh?
You personally may not be the type of woman who can have it all, but perhaps Mayer can. Why don’t you stuff your jealous hater snark into your fucking pie-hole and get the hell out of the way of women who are capable of more than your puny brain can conceive of?
“she has a responsibility to, you know, parent her infant full time for awhile.”
Really? And CEO’s who are fathers do not?
You’re clearly not talking about mother taking more responsibility for parenting, you are literally saying they have more responsibility for parenting. What about the inverse? Do men have more responsibility to work outside the home and provide than their partners? What a delightfully (not!) 1950’s load of bullshit you are feeding yourself.
Why the hell should another woman be subjected to the limitation that you are imposing on yourself? Because you aren’t capable of as much as she is? I think not. You are an embaressment who belongs in the dust bins of cultural history and I can’t wait until people like die off.
If there is any doubt about how ridiculously trite and conflicted the bile the author tries to pass off as a reasoned opinion just look at the wording of her closing sentence:
“Because you are not just a CEO anymore. You are not only responsible for a huge corporation and thousands of employees. Life changes, priorities shift. You are a parent.”
Exactly, you snivelling loser. It isn’t more of a priority for women than men. Parenting should be a priority for ALL parents. Since I don’t here you bemoaning the lack of time male CEOs take off to get to know a new child why don’t you sit the fuck down and shut up like a good little subservient brooding sow who cannot use will to over-rule what she has been manipulated into thinking is her biologically determined place: in the home, rearing her young. A lesser creature, the mother; not as capable as the father, almost akin to a domesticated animal in her stature and capacities. No? That’s not what you were saying Allison? Really? Go ahead and reread what you just wrote. Take your time, you incapable, fragile, hormonally ruled creature you.
Batter beaned in his only MLB game years ago gets another shot – CNN.com
Fuck the cubs, what are they afraid giving this kid an at-bat would wreck their World Series prospects?
ROTFLMMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cubs…
Series….
Ahhhgh, I am fucking hilarious!
Baseball-Venezuela baseball in limbo due to MLB “fatigued list” – chicagotribune.com
Fuck the MLB. Let them play assholes.
Their hometowns are the future of baseball you fucking morons.
Asshats.
CBS anchor responds to bully’s weight critique on air – CBS News
OMFG what the fuck is wrong with this country?
Yes, the letter was mean and obscenely sanctimonious but it was a fucking letter, written to a public figure, how the fuck does that count as bullying?
Last time I checked bullies were aggressive and threatening, not merely sanctimonious and thoughtless. Nooooooo, the modern whiny nanny state loving liberal has to make a fucking grand production out of every time someone disagree with them. What a fucking loser this chick is. Same goes for everyone else who is crying bully every time someone gives them the stinkeye.
Alarming breast cancer rates among troops reported
And Doctors at Walter Reed would like to point the finger at higher rates of oral contraception use than in the general population.
Which doesn’t even begin to explain the higher rate of breast cancer among MALE service people…
We all know what high standards of quality have always been upheld at Walter Reed….
…And the military has never told bold faced lies about exposing troops to carcinogens. Oh wait! Yes they do that all of the time!!!
I call bullshit on this entire study.
That’s our military brass: callously causing unnecessary injury and casualties.
Asshats.
Rights group: Police rape woman in Tunisia, then charge her with indecency – CNN.com
the piggies should be slaughtered in a public square.
At United Nations, Organization Of Islamic Cooperation Calls For Ban On Insulting Prophet Muhammad
Hmmmm, let’s see. Western nations should impose a ban on free speech because Middle Eastern nations allow their children to be manipluated by so called religious leaders in the name of a completely unveiled poltical agenda? Let’s see… Hmmmm, what can we say about that?
Oh, I know! I know!
How about this?
Fuck Ekmeleddin, fuck the horse he rode in on, fuck his slut of a mother (get in line!,) fuck his backwards cesspool of a mindset and most of all fuck his ridiculous insult to God of religionish feces.
You don’t like freedom of speech asshole? OK, so stop using it, you embarrassment of a spineless throwback.
You want respect for your culture and traditions but pass up the opportunity to give the respect and consideration back in return? OK, then you deserve exactly what you are giving out. No respect for other people’s cultures, you dipshit whose mother was an adulterous whore who prefers it when goats fuck her in the ass.
//////Clearly I can do better, both with stringing it together and in precision of language but I have to say there is something delightfully liberating in parsing extremist soundbites together when discussing extremists. It’s fun to be bigoted against bigots.
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