Capitol Police investigating The Onion for fake hostage crisis tweets | The Cutline – Yahoo! News

Capitol Police investigating The Onion for fake hostage crisis tweets | The Cutline – Yahoo! News

That’s fucking hilarious.

The Capitol Police officers who admitted publicly that they were taking the Onion stories seriously should be immediately removed for and inability to discern fact from fiction when it is staring them in the face. As officers charged with protecting the nation’s capitol, an inability to do so could impede national security.

If cops can’t tell satire from fact, then they have no hope in protecting the citizenry from actual attacks.

Get the brain dead piggies out of there and replace them with savvier models who display basic cognition skills.

Mmmmm. really?

Ssuspension of disbelief issues here.

Yes, everything they say is true but…

Straight up?

Straight men don’t picture the perfect buddie in a girl’s body when they picture the perfect wife. They pick the girl that matches the picture of the perfect wife in their mind.

Straight men are not, let’s say, necessarily known for their creativity and being in touch with themselves. So even though everything the lesbians said was true I have trouble believing straight men would pick the sexy buddie over a woman who fits into whatever is typical of whe thinks the conventional wife and mother looks like.

I like the video though.