This Isn’t the Petition Response You’re Looking For | We the People: Your Voice in Our Government

nice.

How to suck at your religion – The Oatmeal

lol.

A Maid’s Execution in Saudi Arabia : The New Yorker

ugh.

Tom Cruise’s Scientologist matchmakers invited Scarlett Johansson, Kate Bosworth, Jessica Alba, Lindsay Lohan and Katie Holmes to ‘auditions’ for bogus part in ‘Mission: Impossible’ series: book – NY Daily News

heeeeeelarious

Senator Rockefeller announces retirement | Reuters

hmmmm.

GOP congressman: Akin’s rape comments were ‘partly right’ – First Read

oh my…

The NRCC forgets how money works – The Maddow Blog

hot damn!

Congress somewhere below cockroaches, traffic jams, and Nickelback in Americans’ esteem – Public Policy Polling

that’s some pretty amusing shit right there.

Judge Orders NYPD to Cease Unconstitutional Stop and Frisks | New York City | United States | Epoch Times

good.

Guantanamo prosecutor wants conspiracy charge dropped in 9/11 case – U.S. News

hmmmm.

Noting Army flap, Marine Corps orders its spouses clubs to allow same-sex members – U.S. News

hmmm.

Is Russia backing off its anti-US adoption ban? – CSMonitor.com

hmmmm.

Sandy Hook Elementary: Biden Meets With NRA, Walmart; Other Groups Recommend Tougher Background Checks for Gun Buyers – ABC News

Hmmm.

Binders closed: Rangel says mostly-male Obama picks ‘embarrassing’ – CNN Political Ticker – CNN.com Blogs

Get real Rangel, BHO sucks donkey ass on civil rights and equality.

Plus women and minorities aren’t as organized and well funded as the pro gay marriage PACs.

Frieke Janssens: Smoking Kids fictionalizes childhood smoking (PHOTOS).

hmmmm.

Preacher alarms many in Egypt with calls for Islamist vice police | Reuters

the teacher mentioned at the end should be jailed for assault.

Richardson says didn’t meet detained American on North Korea trip | Reuters

hmmm.

Three Kurdish Activists Killed in Central Paris – NYTimes.com

hmmm.

Indian rape accused says police tortured him: lawyer | Reuters

hmmm.

BBC News – Kurdish PKK co-founder Sakine Cansiz shot dead in Paris

hmmm.

BBC News – The tourists held by Greek police as illegal migrants

fucking pigs

Four Maine farmers head to D.C. to challenge Monsanto in court on patents — Business — Bangor Daily News — BDN Maine

good stuff

Japanese dolls returned to owner 70 years after internment camps separate Sacramento schoolgirls

wow.

Mother kills son who ‘failed to learn Koran’

what a bitch.

Indian rapper caught in gang-rape backlash

hmmm.