Ortiz is a strapping 6’3 and 250 pounds, according to the Red Sox. He’s one of the most famous and recognizable athletes in the world. Fernandez is smaller and thinner, with a lighter complexion.

“They don’t look alike at all,” Rojas said. “…Even a breastfeeding infant can identify David Ortiz.”

Dominican authorities say the David Ortiz shooting was a case of mistaken identity. – CNN

WTF?!