This wild-ass year will never cease until it gives every one of us a heart attack, a seeping ulcer, and a probably false sense of hope: Jill Fucking Stein—presidential Green Party candidate and diverter of 1.2 million perfectly good votes—is on track to raise $2.5 million to request a recount of ballots in three swing states won by Donald Trump.

Jesus Electoral Christ, Jill Stein Actually Raised Over $2 Million To Fund a Vote Recount 

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