Not all Christians believe there is a \’War on Christmas\’.

God Al-fucking-mighty!
Jesus mother-fucking Christ!

Can anyone, ever in the entire fucking American media jusge acknowledge a simple fucking fact for me?

Evangelicals do not equal Christians. In fact a lot of their fucking backwards ass beliefs are the antithesis of some aspects of the larger real-world group of people who can be described as Christians.

Who the fuck elected the backwards motherfucking dinosaurs with bullshit and hate in their tiny little hearts the fucking standard bearers of an entire fucking religion.

Stop calling these asswipes “Christians” as if evangelical or Pentecostal cults were the norm.

Not all Christian believe there is a war on Christmas? No fucking shit Dick Tracy.

Probably because the majority of Christians aren’t members of those backwards cults.

ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!