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Dear Government of Israel,

You make the very likable Israeli people seem unpalatable with your dark shadow. You are like the ugly, unappealing, kid step-sibling of the United States. We give you money, we have your ungrateful, loud-mouthed, pushy, arrogant, selfish, and unreasonable backs but you need to sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up already. We don’t need your quaint, self-centered, and overly simplistic version of foreign policy advice.

Who was the one country on the planet who, after 9/11, sent a message of anything other than condolences and offers of help? What country wanted the US to focus on them instead of its own problems after 9/11? What country was a selfish, whining, little pig instead of human? That’s right, your fucking asses.

The entire fucking planet is sick of hearing you talk.  Sit down and do not speak until spoken to, assholes.

Sincerely,

Your fucking money ticket.