“I bet the Amish are feeling pretty fucking smug right now.” – John Oliver

Good News! You’re Not Paranoid – The Daily Show (with John Oliver) – 06/10/13 – Video Clip | Comedy Central.

Good News! You’re Not Paranoid – NSA Oversight – The Daily Show (with John Oliver) – 06/10/13 – Video Clip | Comedy Central

To quote John Oliver, “I think you are misunderstanding the perceived problem here, Mr. President. No one is saying that you broke any laws; we’re just saying it’s a little bit weird that you didn’t have to.”

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Good News! You’re Not Paranoid – The Republican Response – The Daily Show (with John Oliver)- 06/11/13 – Video Clip | Comedy Central

Good News! You’re Not Paranoid – Taking Sides – The Daily Show (with John Oliver) – 06/11/13 – Video Clip | Comedy Central

“The standard for what constitutes the best decisions can not be, ‘what decision would we make on our most vulnerable and panicked day?’ What would I have for dinner on September the 12th? You know what? I’d probably just skip it and vomit out of fear instead, so let’s do that forever.” – John Oliver

Amen, John. Thank you.

Loved the Lindsey Graham bit, “I’m a southern, white, Christian gentleman. No one has ever suspected me of terrorism, and I think my privileged circumstances accurately speak for all y’all. Now, can I fix you some sweet tea? It’s my favorite drink so I presume it’s yours.”

Moment of Zen – Shia LaBeouf’s Warning – The Daily Show – 06/11/13 – Video Clip | Comedy Central