Capitol Police investigating The Onion for fake hostage crisis tweets | The Cutline – Yahoo! News

That’s fucking hilarious.

The Capitol Police officers who admitted publicly that they were taking the Onion stories seriously should be immediately removed for and inability to discern fact from fiction when it is staring them in the face. As officers charged with protecting the nation’s capitol, an inability to do so could impede national security.

If cops can’t tell satire from fact, then they have no hope in protecting the citizenry from actual attacks.

Get the brain dead piggies out of there and replace them with savvier models who display basic cognition skills.