Seven states qualify for secession response from White House

Let ’em go.
Caring for their uneducated populations is expensive.
If a black man gteting reeelected is what it takes to make them want to exit the union, I say show them the door.
And then let’s bomb the fuck out of the cesspools, after removing all of military and offering safehaven to anyone who wants to leave and independent city state status to N’awlins of course.