White House: bin Laden not armed when killed

Dear Obama,

WTF? Why can’t you the leader of the free world, ostensibly the most powerful man on the planet manage to keep the stories coming out of your administration about a single incident straight?
WTF?
Why do you suck at your job so very, very much?
You suck ass.
I can’t believe I have to help your incompetent, pro top 4%, anti-middle-class, tepid on civil rights, half-assed on the environment, not particularly pro-women, out of touch, arrogant ass get re-elected.
Sincerely,
Me