<em>Oh-oh!</em> What if the dead guy wasn't Osama bin Laden? | Top of the Ticket | Los Angeles Times

What did I fucking tell you?
PR nightmare.
What the hell is wrong with you?
Are you unaware of what your goddamn job is?
Hey dimbulb! You’re in fucking politics. Do you know what that means???
Um, obviously not. It means it is equally important how people, especially the people you need to have in your corner like, oh, the fucking voters, perceive you as it is important what you do. In fact you can do whatever you want the only thing that matters is what people say about what you do. Other peoples lives, careers and policies are on the line so someday it’d be nice if you could pull your arrogant self-centered head out of your ass and play along. Pretend you’re somebody who gives a shit about the people who elected you.

Would it have been too much to ask you to have a goddamn PR plan for this?
A picture? A canned story that everyone stuck to? Something resembling proof?
No, not the kind of proof that would turn birthers* into rational people, just the kind that would satisfy rational people.

Something to make these doubts go away. Better yet, be the sort of competant leader who comes out in front of the story and never lets this shit start up to begin with.

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

*Still pissed at you for that one douche. OK so you didn’t play into the racist conversation. Great. Instead you just made it more popular to sign onto a racist idea by waiting so fucking long, douche. And you sabotaged your own party and therefore the ideals you claim to care so much about. Not so great douchebag.