Obama says he's furious about oil spill but loves 'best job on Earth' – CNN.com

Short Version:

Massengill goes on Larry King and tells us all about his feelings and makes unspecific promises. To fix it. You know, later. When he’s done talking about it. And giving Big Oil a blowjob.

“On the oil spill, Obama said BP has the best technology and know-how to try to stop the leak, but the president indicated that the spill could continue until relief wells being drilled now are completed in August.”

So BP’s great. The Gulf is fucked. And Obama is waxing poetic about how he’s going to do something more than get angry about it. Really? When? Spit out that cock and starting doing your job Massengill!

“Despite the havoc that the oil spill is causing to Gulf fisheries and fragile wetlands, Obama said he still supports off-shore drilling ‘if it can be done safely.’ Asked about reports that his administration had extended a moratorium on offshore drilling to shallow water rigs, Obama denied it. ‘Actually the moratorium is not extended to the shallow waters,’ the president said.”

Wait a minute, maybe you don’t want rush that head you’re giving to Big Oil after all Massengill. You might even want to lick the balls. Keep this up and you are going to need the teabagger vote when you run for re-election.