The Associated Press: Mass. boil water order ends; investigation planned

In the face of catastrophe and man-made disaster some of the most important hallmarks of civilization persevere.

I cannot describe the feeling of reassurance stemming from this knowledge:

In spite of the fact that the entire metro area is hobbled by contaminated water, beer service at Fenway is not affected.

Phew!

Yes, I’m serious.

The city already took away my ability to stand outside on the street and smoke a cigarette. God knows what they will mess up next.