A visit from St. Nick nearly turns tragic.

One Reason Not to Believe in Santa Claus – The New York Times

WTF is wrong with people?! First off this supposedly religious person has the hubris to draw a direct correlation between himself and Joseph, and secondly, how strong can your weak-ass faith be if your religious foundation could so easily be toppled by a visit to Santa? And lastly, why the fuck are you having a young person who can’t hold a baby hold your newborn without standing a little closer? What the fuck is wrong with you?

Anyone who goes around calling themselves a “Christian” as if their denomination is the only kind of Christian is usually really bad at being one.