Poll shows how US Muslims are like Protestants – and how they’re not – CSMonitor.com

Ding Dong…

Why, hello backwards American whitey-white idiots!

Your jeezus-name-dropping asses have nothing to fear from your Muslim neighbors. Like you, they are defined more by being an American than the particular branch of Abrahamic religion they practice.

And  (in the tradition of my spouting from my peanut gallery positioned soapbox …) the quoted paragraph below mirrors what my (albeit limited) experiences with the people of Pakistan always showed:

In Pakistan, for example, three-quarters of Muslims say that non-Muslims are very free to practice their religion, and fully 96 percent of those who share this assessment say it is “a good thing.”

I only bring this up to to point out that many Muslims are more enlightened, accepting, and open-minded than your backwards asses!

-Sincerely,

the Peanut Gallery